Santa to another, on packed train: Man, we gotta get those reindeer fixed so we can stop taking the subway. –L Train Overheard by: Emily Female suit on cell: What, really? You can't do that… not even on Christmas. –Grand Central Station Overheard by: Simone Dad to whining kid: You know what? I called god, and Christmas is canceled this year! –77th & Amsterdam Dad to kids: Get it together or I'll cancel Christmas! I'm a Jew, I can do that! –Brooklyn Old man singing to himself: Here comes Santa Claus; here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane. We're gonna have some fun this year; he's bringing us cocaine! –110th & Broadway Overheard by: Katie