Hipster guy: Dude, no one goes there, it's a ghost town–like Chernobyl or MySpace. –Whole Foods Hipster: In Thailand, the Pad Thai just didn't live up to my expectations. –Wall Street Burger Shoppe 20-something white hipster girl: Well, she used to be some sort of hedge fund chick, but now she's a trapeze artist. –41st St & Queens Blvd Overheard by: alexander Hipster in the YA section: I only eat organic food, so I can't shop at Whole Foods. Yeah, they seem like really nice people, but they shop at Whole Foods, and that's against my philosophy. Did you see the movie Zeitgeist? It's all true. –The Strand Drunk hipster: I hope my Wells Fargo goes through tonight, I'm gonna buy so much Bubba Gump. –Steinway & 34th Ave, Queens Hipster standing on long board with three Dachshunds on separate leashes, as they begin to pull him down the street: It's working… It's working! –23rd & 3rd Overheard by: ec