Brunette with heavy Brooklyn accent: Ever since my hair caught on fire last year, Easter makes me nervous. –St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church, 65th St Young woman on cell: Great! If the car is on fire above ground, you should be totally fine! –Think Coffee, Bowery & Bleecker Man: Yo, you gotta match? Gotta match? Give you a dolla for a match. No match? This used to be fucking Bay Ridge. What the fuck. –Bay Ridge Ave Guy to another: You know, man, when I was a kid I always wondered why firemen had axes. I was like, you can't chop down a fire right? –Williamsburg, Brooklyn Overheard by: Wes Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, due to signal problems, a sick passenger, a track fire, and the weather, we are experiencing delays. –Downtown 6 Train Overheard by: Which came first?