Guy on cell: And this guy wasn't saying anything, I mean he had nothing to say, nothing… He didn't say anything, he just kept talking, but he wasn't saying anything… It was all just, talk-talk-talk but nothing, I couldn't take it, talking and talking and talking and talking and nothing, nothing, nothing at all to say about anything, endless mindless talking and not saying a word. I mean, how could anyone do just talk about nothing…

–Broadway & Houston

Overheard by: Ziggy

Teen boyfriend to teen girlfriend: Quit fucking swearing at me. It's disrespectful!

–19th St & 8th Ave

Woman: Watch what you're fucking doing. I have a little kid with me. You push me, motherfucker, and I'll punch you in the face.

–Very Crowded 4 Train

Overheard by: Sarah

Indignant chick to friend: Bitch, you is stupid!

–4 Train

Overheard by: Ladle

Mother to young daughters: If someone hits you, you hit them as hard as you can in their face. (the two young girls start hitting each other) Don't hit!

–DUMBO