Man to date, seriously, looking at service door next to Jackson Pollock's painting: It looks like a door or something. –MoMA, 4th Floor Overheard by: Eric Arévalo Man to girlfriend: We have a lot of differences! When I say "Rubens" you think of the painter, and I think of a sandwich! –Riverside Park Overheard by: Greer Feick Man to security guard: Excuse me, could you tell me where I can find the Mona Lisa? –The Metropolitan Museum of Art Asian tween gal, in breathless monologue to boy pal: So you know I want to be an anime artist. But maybe I'll have to study cartooning. Which isn't anime, but anyway. Maybe I'll have to go to art school. Because you know what they say about anime, it comes from, you know, art… –Uptown 1 Train Overheard by: Susan Volchok Woman to boyfriend, in reference to Willem de Kooning's "Woman, I": It's like neon PMS. –MoMA, 4th Floor Overheard by: Eric Arevalo