Six-year-old girl throwing a tantrum: I need bacon! I need bacon! I need bacon! –R Train Girl to two friends: You're upper-middle class and you're making hot dogs? That's disgusting! –Broadway & 31st St, Astoria Girl: You know how they got, like, bacon in their hands? –St. Mark's Place Guy to girlfriend: We should get some pastrami. I've always found it to be the most sensual of the cured meats. –St. Mark's Market