Rugged man on cell: I haven't had time to get my freaking eyebrows done since I got out of jail, it's a good thing my girlfriend likes bushy eyebrows. –Jackson Heights Overheard by: Mama Masala Tough-looking dude to another: Yo, the last thing you wanna do is get locked up in Miami during spring break! –34th & Madison Ave Guy: What's the name of that asshole who married that scumbag that went to jail? –New York Public Library Little girl screaming after her mom: I'm not going to jail, mommy, you goin' to jail! –Myrtle Avenue, Brooklyn