Man to woman: Remember, when we first met our menstrual cycles were almost the same. –Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn Burly man into cell: I know I'm a princess. You don't have to tell me that… It's nice of you to say so, anyway. –Pratt Institute Overheard by: LesbianUnicorn 20-something guy to friend: Hey, how old were you when you learned that girls don't have penises? –1 Train Overheard by: Derek Gothy teen: Have you ever noticed that the most attractive Japanese women turn out to be men? –Uptown A Train Guy with lots of makeup on: Seriously, if you want to date me, put some eyeliner on. –Williamsburg