Skinny guy on Mac laptop to friend: Oh fuck, it's the spinning rainbow beach ball of death. –Starbucks, Lincoln Center Overheard by: yeah, it's not my favorite either Guy coming out of elevator: Her son drowned, and she posted it on twitter. –Midtown Unattractive woman on cell: Whereas eHarmony is designed to match for long-term relationships, Craigslist only matches for as long as it takes to get off. –B62 Bus High school girl to another: What do you do when you get home, if you don't have a Facebook? –96th St & Lexington