Gay boy: The hipsters make it so tricky. Back in college, if a guy in tight pants asked if I wanted to go play handball, I knew I was getting my dick sucked. Now, I might actually have to play handball. –Christopher St Bus driver as bus approaches high school: This is the future of America getting ready to get off the bus. I know they have their pants below their knees but by the time they graduate they'll get a belt! –Q46 Bus, Glen Oaks NYU chick to NYU guy: So then she pulls me into a room, closes the door, and pulls down her pants. –Washington Square Park Gay man to another: So there I was… tied up with my pants around my ankles… The kerosene already poured all over me—and this was a person whom I used to think was brilliant! –1 Train