Normal-looking guy: It's eating a baby.
Girl, after long awkward pause: Okay… (pauses again) Uh… Is that a good thing?
Normal-looking guy: Yeah, I mean, they give you a burrito, but it's a baby.
Girl: (looks very confused and starts to get alarmed)
Normal-looking guy: It's huge–it's as big as a baby–it's like eating a baby.
Girl: Ohhh, that's what you meant…
Normal-looking guy: Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna go kill a baby and eat it.
Girl, after sigh of relief: Yeah. Good.

–8th Ave, Midtown

Overheard by: Aliza