(guy grabs salt shaker and starts sprinkling it into his macchiato instead of sugar)
Friend: Whoa! That's the salt, not the sugar.
Guy: Oh, I just saw the shaker on the table and thought it was the sugar. (asks waitress if he can get a replacement)
Friend: The sugar's in the little jar with the spoon.
Guy: Oh.
Friend: The salt's the one that's next to the pepper.
Guy: Asshole! –La Lanterna, MacDougal St Overheard by: Z