20-something educated wangsta: I would like to stab the guy who's the head of the MTA. And then when I go to jail nobody would have a problem with me cuz I tell em' I stabbed the head of the MTA. In fact, they be bringin me cartons.
Friend: True dat! They be sayin “don't mess with that guy, he stabbed the head of the MTA.” You funny man.
20-something educated wangsta: Yeah, if I went to jail I'd survive cuz I be like Scheherazade.
Friend: Who?
20-something educated wangsta: You know, that girl with the 1000 Arabian Nights? I'd just tell a different joke everyday so they'd let me live.

–L Train