Snobbish girl: My sister has no friends.
Disinterested guy: Hmmm.
Snobbish girl: She is lonely.
Disinterested guy: Hmmm.
Snobbish girl: I have been telling her to buy the new iPhone with Siri. She will at least have someone to talk to.
Disinterested guy: I wish I had that phone too.

–NYU