Irritated girl to imploring guy: I'm gonna have enough to answer for on Judgment Day–I'm not adding this to the list. –Strip Club, Times Square 20-something prepster: If the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow, we are all fucked. –L Train Thug, at sunset: Yo, it be gettin' dark, nigga! It's like the apocalypse or some shit! –Cortelyou & E 17th St Overheard by: Jon A. Exasperated man: If you create a black hole, it's going to destroy the world no matter *where* you put it! –14th St & 6th Overheard by: wishingscienceweretaughtinschool