Man: So I'm not going to be like, "pens!" (in falsetto) "Yeah!". I'm going to be like, "pens!" (in operatic baritone) "Yeah!" –96th & Broadway Guy on phone: Just hit her on the head with, like, a spatula… or a frying pan. –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Jarred Man standing on the street, mumbling: Dammit, spoon in your ass! (shouting) I was born with a spoon in my ass! –13th & 5th Overheard by: Nora Woman: All of these improvements are bad! –Bowery Kitchen Supply, Chelsea Market