40-something year old woman: Would you please give me change, sir?
Teen dude: What kind of change would you like?
40-something year old woman, after staring: Don't you know what change is, motherfucker? I am holding a cup. You know what that means?
Teen dude: It means that you're a freakish bitchwoman. (walks away) –Broadway & 242nd Street, Bronx