Hot girl on cell: So she was all, "are there calories in conditioner? Cause, there's gotta be fat, right?" And I was all, "duh! That's why it says to leave it on for three minutes! So not too many calories sink into your head!" –13th & 2nd Girl drinking coke: No, starches is what makes you gain weight. –B38 Bus Ditzy girl to another: Oh my god, this always happens to me! I don't eat for a long time and then I get *really* hungry! –Pizza Place Hobo: Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen! I'm very hungry! I haven't eaten in 15 days! (pause) Just kidding! –Uptown 3 Train Overheard by: EVan Gardner 20-something skinny girl: I'm on a diet. I had a breath of fresh air this morning. Now I'm full. –48th St & 9th Ave