I felt like I slept with Godzilla or fucking King Kong, I'm not dealing with this laid shit very well, huh? –Hell's Kitchen Guy yelling, wearing dress shirt and slacks: I'm looking to kill about 14 or 15 vampires today. If anyone could help me out and point me in the direction of a vampire lair, I could probably kill 8 or 9 there. Thank you. –8th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Jon Boy to friend: Gandalf is kind of a pussy. –Park Slope Overheard by: Sunny Crazy woman: New York City is full of witchcraft. There are witches and warlocks among us. Thank the lord I have been saved. –Times Square Overheard by: Sonia Hobo, to himself: It's not a good time to be a witch. No, not a good time to be a witch. –1 Train