Female suit: I don't care how nice it glistens in the light, there's no way you're showing me your bodily secretions! –Franklin St Goth high schooler: I never spit on you like that. –Outside Natural History Museum Man on line, to no one in particular: It's so cold out, my nose is forming snotsicles. –Starbucks, Park Ave & 29th St Overheard by: Paula 40-something woman to another: I know he's not the most handsome man to come down the pike, but every time I see his dick my ass starts to water… –Union Square