Bro: Dude, I don't know what to do about Jersey. They're so out of touch… –Southbound N Train Loud coworker: And I was like, "oh my god, don't use lip liner or you'll look like one of those New Jersey bitches!" –Union Square Random woman: I don't want my kids to be from Jersey! –41st & 6th Overheard by: Fair Enough Meathead, about Statue of Liberty: That green bitch looks better from Jersey. –The Jewel Yacht, MC Chris Concert Overheard by: MCC fan