Angry woman on cell: Boy, how you gonna tell me you're missing 30 homeworks? –Noble & Greenpoint Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: brad Mom to others: So I told him, "why don't you just drop out, since you're using up all my personal time, every time I have to go to the school and sign you out for being suspended." –A Train Overheard by: OMG!!! Five-year-old kid: Mom, I want to retire from school. –Queensborough Community College Pool Overheard by: Olivia Byun Middle-aged woman on phone: She's loving college so far! Her favorite part is being able to go to the bathroom whenever she wants. –W 11th St & Waverly Place