Middle-aged man to two year old boy: You can't scratch your butt in the street, man. Yeah, I know you've got an itchy, but the chicks just don't dig that! –Prospect Park West, Brooklyn Overheard by: Marina Mom to son: Extend your ass over here! –Park Slope South, Brooklyn Old man to younger date: She had a sweet ass and a nice rack, but somehow it didn't work out… –55 Bar Overheard by: SB Young, macho Hispanic worker to another: My tushie is cold. –W186 & Bennett Ave