Drunk brunette Jewish girl to others: When someone comes into town, why would you say "let's go to caliente cab"? That's like saying "let's go to the Holocaust." –Benny's Burrito's, Greenwich Avenue Guy on cell: I'm gonna do what Hitler did to the Jews. Except I'm gonna do it to vampires. –Montague St, Brooklyn Middle-aged gay dude: My dad watches Fox News all the time; not ironically. He's like a Nazi. –Cookshop Dude on phone: Politicians are lame nowadays. (pause) Hitler! Now there's a man of action… Yes, I disagree with the Holocaust, but he got things done. –23rd & Park Ave Overheard by: British Dave