40-something woman, about ex-husband and new wife: I guess that's why he's so pussy-whipped now, because he was so stubborn with me, and figured that's why it didn't work out. –Starbucks, Astoria Overheard by: Ashley Female student, embracing male student: Everyone says we have an abusive relationship, but I think what we have is special. –Columbia University Thug on cell: No, you is my girl. You is my girl until I say so. –Astoria Overheard by: Topher Guy on cell: You should give her the heave-ho. (pause) Isn't that worse than leading her on? (pause) Unless you want to use her for a while. (pause) That's allowed. –Herald Square Girl discussing her relationship with a friend: He's trying. Last night he made apple sauce. –73rd St & West End Ave Overheard by: Rani