Creeper to redhaired girl: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Reading redhead: 7:11.
Creeper: Like the store!
Redhead: Exactly.
Creeper: Will you go out with me?
Redhead: Um no, I'm good.
(a moment later)
Creeper: I'm sorry, I have a medical condition that causes me to forget things. What time did you say it was?
Redhead. It's now 7:12.
Creeper: 7:12! A minute later. Is a minute still 60 seconds? Are you sure you don't wanna go out with me?
Redhead: No.
Creeper: Typical New Yorker. –1 Train Overheard by: Faith