Lady on cell: So do you want French bread, Italian, or salmonella? –Bay Ridge Overheard by: sexybysorprize Sassy black woman to coughing Asian man: Oh, no! Take your coughing somewhere else, I don't want yo' swine disease, asshole! –Brooklyn Overheard by: Red Eyed Dream Blind philosopher: You sighted people are the ones who are at a disadvantage. You need to see. I don't. –1 Train 60-something woman on cell: That's a much better lymphoma than the other one. –8th Ave & W 4th St Commuter lady to another: Did corduroy have seizures *before* he ate the turtle? –Oyster Bay Train Overheard by: Squat6971