Hobo sitting on snow: Want a husband for a night? I have a really nice house in Beverly Hills. –79th & Broadway Hobo: Spare change? Miss, you got any spare change? Oh… Oh, I see how it is. You got them nice boots but you can't give me a damn quarter? –F Train Hobo in main concourse, to police officer: I'm goin' to the bathroom; you can't stop that! –Penn Station Crazy black hobo: I'm a christian *and* a pimp. –2 Train