Law student on cell: Well, mom, how would *you* feel if someone covered *you* in oatmeal and told you to cooperate? –Columbia Law School Overheard by: Julia B. Girl: The California roll looks gangsta. –Brooklyn College guy to friends: So, 45 minutes later, and it's still cooking. A girl comes down from upstairs, she's like, "did something die in your apartment?" we're like, "no, it's cooking!" –Fordham University Cashier, over loudspeaker: All customers need to come to the front. I'm going to lunch. –Duane Reade