Compassionate teen girl: Don't hate. She may have a lot of grammar errors, but you make a lot of fashion errors. –Chelsea Hat salesman, trying to close the deal: Put that on. You don't need no mirror. Why you… Put that mirror down, you don't need no goddamn mirror! –The Bronx Overly proud man: Jewelry is both plural and singular. –Broadway & Prince Overheard by: Megan Woman, very emphatically to her companion: I have like forty pairs of socks! –AMC Loews Theater