20 something year old guy: If you eat souls… what do you, like, poo out then? –Oceans 8, Brooklyn Guy on subway, to himself: Have you ever been in the park when you just gotta shit so bad you cut your drawers off with a knife? –72nd & Broadway Young woman to friends, about running marathon: I was barfing on myself and shitting myself! I was crapping my pants! –G Train Overheard by: Grace Bello 20-something girl to friend: Ugh, leave it to a Smith girl to clog the toilet and do nothing about it. –Park Slope