Group of 16-year-olds enthusiastically: Let's go find a hobo! –Greenwich Village Overheard by: Sarah Queen, wearing midriff-bearing jacket: It's so cold… If I was homeless, I'd live in Hawaii! –51st St & 9th Ave Overheard by: Left the Left Coast 20-something girl to others: Seriously, you guys, I will never date a homeless guy again. I mean… I have standards. –91st & 3rd Overheard by: Sophia Casually dressed black man, yelling out to white couple: I've got a car, I've got an apartment! I'm not homeless! (to himself) White people are crazy. –Park Slope, Brooklyn