Group of 16-year-olds enthusiastically: Let's go find a hobo!

–Greenwich Village

Overheard by: Sarah

Queen, wearing midriff-bearing jacket: It's so cold… If I was homeless, I'd live in Hawaii!

–51st St & 9th Ave

Overheard by: Left the Left Coast

20-something girl to others: Seriously, you guys, I will never date a homeless guy again. I mean… I have standards.

–91st & 3rd

Overheard by: Sophia

Casually dressed black man, yelling out to white couple: I've got a car, I've got an apartment! I'm not homeless! (to himself) White people are crazy.

–Park Slope, Brooklyn