Six-year-old, playing video game: Whee! I'm going to commit suicide! –B Train Emo kid on train to another: I once tried to overdose, but my metabolism was so fast that it didn't work correctly. –N Train Overheard by: Rachel Guy on cell, in bored voice: I wanna fucking kill myself… but besides that, it's just another lovely day in the neighborhood… –Midtown, Madison Square Garden Overheard by: Nina Female NYU undergrad to another: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I tried to commit suicide too… –University Place & 10th St Overheard by: Don Willmott Girl on cell: My psychologist said I'm not allowed to make suicide pacts anymore. Sorry! –Central Park