Older man to wife, in front of freezer: "Slow churned" What does that mean? They could put anything in there–how do you know he's really churning it slow? –Key Foods, Whitestone Man with Russian accent: You are slow like turtle… but in the head. –95th & 3rd Overheard by: tom Four-year-old boy, throwing tantrum while getting onto train: But I wanna take the r train! I wanna take the r train! The q is too slow! I don't like getting off at 7th Avenue! I wanna take the r train! –B Train Overheard by: I don't like the B and the Q either Pilot, as plane is about to take off: Hold on everyone, I'm about to go reallllly fast! –Plane Leaving JFK