Hot 20-something girl on cell: Does it mean that I'm less of a person because I have a smaller crotch? –Starbucks Woman at coat check in hair salon: Do you have another hanger? I don't like this one, it's too big. –49th St & Madison Ave Drunk guy: Next stop, Mineola. All large and regularly sized olas, please get off at mineola. –LIRR Overheard by: VV Crazy Jamaican guy, shouting: Everywhere I go, I see big men. Big men, wearing big suits. Big men, big suits. What do they know? They don't know god! –District Court, Hempstead Overheard by: Big Larry