English teacher, seeing colleague with baseball bat over shoulder: It's time for corporal punishment! –English Class, Bronx HS of Science Overheard by: Lillian History teacher: Sometimes this class just makes me want a cigarette and a stiff drink. Too bad I don't smoke anymore. Well, cigarettes, at least. –Hunter College High School History teacher: Zinn's lens is very very dark… Much like Nicole Richie's sunglasses. –Millennium High School English teacher: There's a very thin line between orgasms and spiritual revelation. –Hunter College High School Teacher: Any more questions? (pause) Let's talk about terrorists. –Bronx High School of Science Overheard by: urbanadventurer