Inebriated frat guy to another: No, you drunk asshole, it's the Mongolian bakery! –Columbus & W 70th Overheard by: JKK Frat boy: I'm Brad Pitt's brother! Who do you think you're cutting corners with? –Union Square Bro, loudly: Beer pong is about drinking and winning. –13th St & Broadway Overheard by: Basket Pre-teen to another: I was breastfed by a fat boy! –Union Square