Old guy to young couple, upon departing train: Have a good night, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, wash your hair!

–L Train

Overheard by: Stefan

Little boy to mom: Do you think Mr Obama showers every day?

–112th & Broadway

Overheard by: Hopefully

Children's book author, earnestly: I just want to give Neil Gaiman a shower.

–9th & 36th

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Sanitary worker cleaning street: Fuck that shit.

–49th & 6th

Overheard by: NYUer