Australian tourist: You're so jellin' that I'm so ballah, and I'm so ballah that I'm heaps cool berries. –4th Ave & 61st St Overheard by: American Slang at it's finest Angry suit on cell: I can sue you for defecation of character! –Midtown Overheard by: Joseph Firine Teen on cell: To is or not to is, yoh? To is or not to is? What'z it gonna be, my n'ger? –Union Square Adamant teen to another: It's pretty straightforward: it's a 'win, loose' situation! –Macy's, 34st & Broadway Overheard by: Isis 20-something to friend: She says she does what she pleases. "Pleases" ain't even a fuckin word! –The Bronx Overheard by: Mollie