Australian tourist: You're so jellin' that I'm so ballah, and I'm so ballah that I'm heaps cool berries.

–4th Ave & 61st St

Overheard by: American Slang at it's finest

Angry suit on cell: I can sue you for defecation of character!

–Midtown

Overheard by: Joseph Firine

Teen on cell: To is or not to is, yoh? To is or not to is? What'z it gonna be, my n'ger?

–Union Square

Adamant teen to another: It's pretty straightforward: it's a 'win, loose' situation!

–Macy's, 34st & Broadway

Overheard by: Isis

20-something to friend: She says she does what she pleases. "Pleases" ain't even a fuckin word!

–The Bronx

Overheard by: Mollie