Bag lady: The Republicans are trying to regain power by removing all the African Americans and replacing them with Latinos. –Jamaica LIRR Station Woman to boyfriend: You know, I'm really glad I met you instead of a Mexican. –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: true romantic Asian girl on phone with her mother: He's not a regular Hispanic, you know, he speaks English, recycles, and likes museums. –Washington Square Park Lady at shop: Are you Mexican? My ex was Mexican. He was shorter than me, but I loved him. Until he stabbed someone. (pause) Sweetheart, I need a lot of napkins–I don't have my top teeth. –President & Smith