College girl to another: I knew you were drunk because every time you opened a beer can you said a Snapple fact. –Columbia University Overheard by: Nicole Mom with stroller to another: Am I the only one who thinks being a stay-at-home mom makes you a raging alcoholic? I mean… What else are you supposed to do with your time? –Astoria Overheard by: kfowler White suit to black suit: So we're getting drunk at the wake, or what? –Uptown 1 Train Overheard by: Ladle Old polish guy to another: You know what's good for you? If you drink vodka, but you don't drink it straight early in the morning. . . –Greenpoint Girl: I didn't know if we had the vibe, and I was too drunk… –Broadway & 8th Overheard by: non-gay NYU guy Edison contractor to coworker: Johnny with the MTA? That fuck is drunk every night–and he works on the third rail! –Jones & Bleecker Overheard by: Sasha