Teenage girl: I taste like fish. –Union Square Overheard by: Murphy Pants-less girl: I miss having taste buds. –1 Train Overheard by: Victoria Young girl to young man: Have you ever tasted ass? –42nd St & Vanderbilt Ave Overheard by: mon Guy: I don't have to taste it, I know it's gonna be bad! And I know that because you never ask me to taste anything good. –St. Mark's Place