Suit to buddies: So I have to do that every time I poop, or blood gets everywhere… –Bryant Park Overheard by: lezbotron Young male suit: 34 years, 8 months, and 3 weeks until I retire. So I plan on marrying rich. –Uptown 4 Train Overheard by: Ferna Suit on cell: Did you just say 'bollocks'? –13th & 1st Suit: It's legal S&M! That's what I always say. –A Train Suit on cell: Okay, see you Sunday. (hangs up and says to himself) I've never seen you, I don't want to see you, and I never will see you. –King St