Waspy 20-something girl to friend, walking by a menorah on 5th day of Hanukkah: Ohmigod! They just put that thing up! Why are some of the lightbulbs already out? –42nd & 11th Random passerby, watching people dressed in 1920s clothing past sign that says "set": Do you think they're actors? –Flatbush, Brooklyn Coworker: Are snakes animals? –Lincoln Center Teen girl to friend: Can the Chinese even eat potatoes? –7 Train Clerk filing passport application: NYU, is that here in New York? –Grand Central Station Post Office