Girl on cell: Wow, you should be concerned if he does that in bed… Maybe you should call the cops. Actually, definitely call the cops. –Lincoln Center NYPD policeman inside police van: The park is now closed. If you are looking for recreational narcotics, may we suggest the East Village? –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Joe DiCastro Guy to friend: Donuts freak me out, that's why I'm not a cop! –46th St & Park Ave Overheard by: Molly Macho policeman to petite policewoman partner: So I was like "Yo, dude! You'd make a good cop if you could just shut the fuck up!" –Johnson & Graham, Brooklyn Overheard by: Matt