Older man on phone: No, seriously, do you have your tubes tied? I mean, I know I have grandchildren, but my oldest daughter is only 24 and I still want a boy. (pause) Don't lie to me! (pause) Just let me know on either my MySpace or Facebook. –Penn Station Overheard by: Sophia Suit: You know, it's like an electronic way to send a piece of paper. (pause) Well, if you have any more questions about this whole e-mail thing, you just give me a call. –14th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Boyda Johnstone Mom on cell: I'm going to confiscate his computer and kick his ass! –103rd & Broadway Guy to date, about panama: Other than the internet, it's the most racist place I've ever been to. –Chavella's, Prospect Heights Overheard by: Ken Yapelli