Hobo, pulling hot dog out of a bin, taking a bite, and throwing it straight on the footpath: This is a fucking vegetarian dog! –Astor Place Overheard by: Mike Ditz: I've become a vegetarian. Specifically, a Presbyterian. Like, you know, I eat fish and lobster… (friend nods knowingly) –Union Square Overheard by: wgoddessw Older woman getting out of the subway with a bike, singing: Vegan is the way, vegans are the best, vegans have better health, vegans have better sex. –Houston & Lafayette Overheard by: Carnivore Man to friend on bike: You're not a vegetarian anymore! Now you're a cannibal. –Tomkins Square Park Vegetarian: I'm vegetarian, but I still eat sugar. –Red Bamboo Overheard by: Matt Maciejewski