40-something guy to 30-something woman: Your husband's kinda gay. –30th Ave & 30th St Overheard by: Ferna Girl, after being told that every guy at NYU is gay: Every guy in New York is gay! –Barnard College Average-looking guy to flamboyantly dressed guy: I got fat, but you got gay. –West Village Overheard by: Ian Mom to young child: No, he was just pretending to be gay, to trick her! –15th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Lotte