Woman on cell: Yeah, well, I asked you where that came from and you told me, 'Jesus wrote it.' –Pete's Cafe, E. Fordham Rd & Hoffman St Girl on phone: I will never. Ever. Go to temple. With your mother. Again! –89th & 3rd Hipster girl on cell: So she just read the bible all day? Seriously? So weird! –Cornelia St Overheard by: d Subway preacher: Jesus will live here for one thousand years, and everyone is invited! All the Jews! Jesus says, 'you want some cereal? Here is a bowl!' but, my brothers and sisters, you are putting your spoons in your ears! –Downtown 1 Train Overheard by: judydarkness